"I'm fighting a great and powerful evil right now...sadness."

     Title quote is from this comic, which is amazing and applicable to my life much of the time, so... do recommend. 

     Anyways, I'm feeling really down today and couldn't come up with anything to post about, so here is a hodgepodge of things off my phone that I thought may appeal to a variety of interests. 

IF YOU LIKE GROSS THINGS

    Then here is my gross blackened bruise from where I keep running into the pointy dangerous corner on the footboard of my bed. Amanda drew a lightning bolt on it to make it look more badass. 

IF YOU LIKE CUTE BABIES

     Then enjoy this picture of my niece lookin' fresh to death in her shopping outfit. 

IF BABIES AREN'T YOUR THING

     Then have a cute dog picture instead. 

IF YOU'RE LOOKING FOR SOMETHING SNARKY

     Then you'll appreciate this picture I took ages ago of a brilliantly honest description of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince.

IF YOU WANTED TO BEAR WITNESS TO A WEIRD CONVERSATION THAT MADE ME CHUCKLE

     Then you can peruse this one, but before you ask, I don't know what turning history off and on actually does, it was just me accidentally hitting buttons with my big meaty paws. So no, I'm not a time lord, unfortunately. 

That's all I got. The rest of the pictures on my phone are all various iterations of babies, cats, and food.