Wednesday, December 18, 2013

Huh. That's interesting.

     I had a unique experience yesterday. I was trying to help Jen keep the babies happy so she could get some shopping done, but they were in rare form. As I stood there watching them scream bloody murder and flail about inconsolably because "AAAHHHH I'M TIRED AND I'M  NOT ASLEEP BUT I DON'T WANT TO SLEEP LIFE IS ULTIMATELY MEANINGLESS AHHHHH" or whatever, I had an actual pang in one of my ovaries that I can only imagine was my reproductive system recoiling in horror and saying "Nope, not anytime soon, not for me, no sir. Don't think so." Basically, this: 

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