"That's why her hair is so big. It's full of secrets."

I got a new pack of Crayola's the other day on impulse and busted out my coloring books. Here's one of my masterpieces: 

Nothing like a collision of Harry Potter and Mean Girls, right? Seriously though. Re-reading the books, I can't believe how often Malfoy talks about faaaather. "My father won't be too pleased about this..." "Father says this, Father says that."  All I could think of was Mean Girls. And of how it would make a good drinking game to do a shot every time Malfoy says "father." (Although it seems like a reading-based drinking game would take a turn for the impossible pretty quickly.)

I bet Malfoy's hair is full of secrets, too.