The Lamest of All the X-Men

     I had a rough weekend y'all. The kind of rough weekend that involves cranking the heated blanket up to 11 and kicking back some Nyquil in the hopes of slipping into a nice coma for a few hours. I dunno why, but  it seems like I get the same exact bug every year around this time. Anyway, I don't want to spend too long elaborating on exactly how miserable I've been feeling (short version: VERY), so instead I thought I'd look on the bright side. When I turn that heated blanket up it reveals....