This cake looks like shit.

     No literally. Because Amanda asked me to make a cake for her coworker/friend that looks like the smiling poop emoji. This is my life. These are my choices.

Normally I'd try to set up a nice shot with some natural lighting, but I mean. Come on. It's a poo cake. It's not gonna look any better or more appetizing on the credenza in the front room than smiling in the fridge. 

     Honestly, I'm kind of at a loss as to what else to say here. It's made of chocolate cake with chocolate buttercream frosting? The eyes and mouth are white chocolate? WHAT DO YOU EVEN SAY ABOUT A THING THAT IS THIS.