Sorry that I'm the worst! 

     Well I have a lot. Like, more than is probably normal. Just to name a few... WHEN YOU'RE TRYING TO OPEN A TUB OF SOMETHING AND T...

(Jen had a cookout. I played with babies. Lots and lots of babies.)

     Just a little doodle for you on this fine Friday because honestly my brain keeps flying faaaar away (specifically to the beach I...

     Alternative title: I have issues. (Also the title of the autobiography I'm not ever actually planning to write.)  I mean, th...

     ...whether I hate vultures for the way they insist on hanging out in the middle of the road, even when I'm sitting two feet away ho...

     I ask you, what bad energy have I put into the universe that I deserve first a horrible debilitating stomach bug, then days of not bein...

     Basically I figure if I refuse to look at it and continually deny its existence it's not real. No snow here. Nope. Springtime aboun...

     I could never be a Time Lord. Aside from the whole "watching your loved ones grow old and die or get exiled to unvisitable alterna...

     It's terribly exciting. 

     Look, Imma level with you. I sat here for an age trying to compile a favorites post for you, but first I couldn't get a good pictur...

I've been having a really hard time finding anything on my online shopping list lately. Most recently, I spent several hours looking fo...

A comic requested by Amanda. 

Please read that post title in your sarcasm voice. 

Hope you're all enjoying your holidays! Regular posting will be back on Monday!

In case you were wondering. 

     Today's illustrated tweet is brought to you courtesy of the Addams Family Values and Congressional incompetence.